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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?","punchline":"He was a good conductor.","id":114}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
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