{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

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