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Mohammad Mohibul Haque, also known as Muhibul Haque, is a Sunni scholar and professor of international politics, Indian polity, minority rights, and human rights at the Department of Political Science at Aligarh Muslim University. He was awarded the Dr. Shankar Dayal Sharma Gold Medal for Excellence, named after the former President of India, during his studies.
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Cancrocaeca xenomorpha is a species of troglobitic (cave-dwelling) freshwater crab from Sulawesi, the only species in the monotypic genus Cancrocaeca. It has been described as the world's \"most highly cave-adapted species of crab\".
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